Ladies and Gentlemen! Boys and Girls! Welcome to the Big Top!
In the center ring, behold the rotund Circus Chef as he pulls off the most amazing feat of all: feeding all the circus performers!
IN THE CIRCUS KITCHEN
I’ve never turned a cartwheel, and I’m dizzy in high places.
I couldn’t ever be a clown — I don’t make funny faces.
But put me in the kitchen, and I think you’ll be delighted.
Join us for a circus meal. Everyone’s invited.
I handle special orders and unusual suggestions.
And if you have an allergy, just come to me with questions.
Put me in the kitchen, where the coffee’s percolating.
I’ll mash and melt with pleasure. I can’t keep the circus waiting!
My days are long and sweaty, and the chaos never ends.
But still, I find I’m most content when cooking for my friends.
Don’t you love him already? For each picky palate, for each quirky personality, this chef aims to please.
For the Ringmaster who’s always on the go, a picnic of salami and mini baguette stashed in his top hat. For the homesick Ukrainian Strongman, babushka’s vushka recipe. And if you must feed a Juggler who likes to juggle (rather than eat) anything that’s round? A square meal, of course!