“Girls always make passes at guys with mustaches.” (Unknown hairy person)
I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later. :)
Happy Movember (a tad late)! Time once again to help raise awareness of men’s health issues by sprouting a dapper cookie duster.
I, for one, have always been mad for staches.
You bet. Who was it that said “A man without a mustache is a man without a soul”? When I was growing up, I noticed the smartest, funniest, hottest men all had staches: Albert Einstein, Clark Gable, Charlie Chaplin, Tom Selleck, David Crosby, Mark Twain, Teddy Roosevelt, Kurt Vonnegut, Edgar Allan Poe, Santa Claus, The Monopoly Man, did I mention Tom Selleck?
And have you noticed the best lines from movies are all about staches?
Nobody puts Mustache in a corner.
You can’t handle the mustache!
Say hello to my leetle mustache.
Or what about that incredibly incisive TV question:
Where is your mustache, Jake from State Farm?
Positively hair raising! :D
What’s that? You say you can’t grow your own? Your upper lip is as smooth, soft and hairless as a baby’s . . .
Not to worry, cause today we’re gonna help you get your mighty mo on by serving up four fanstashtic picture books and a delicious cache of chocolaty cookies. Read ‘em and eat!
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