"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana." ~ Groucho Marx
Do you find them a-peeling? ☺
Slippin’ in a poem.
I BOUGHT A PET BANANA
by Kenn Nesbitt
I bought a pet banana
and I tried to teach him tricks,
but he wasn’t any good at
catching balls or fetching sticks.
He could never catch a Frisbee,
and he wouldn’t sit or speak,
though we practiced every afternoon
and evening for a week.
He refused to shake or wave or crawl
or beg or take a bow,
and I tried, but couldn’t make him bark
or get him to meow.
(Rest is here).
Bana nah nah nah! (That’s a rap)!
Yeah, well, I’d still rather eat my bananas than wear them.
♥ This post has been brought to you by extra-moist chocolate chip banana bread — IMHO, the Top Banana!!
♥ Anastasia Suen has today’s roundup at Picture Book of the Day.
Love ya bunches!
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