♥ RECIPE FOR A WINNER ♥
You will need:
1 generous author named Annette Simon donating a signed book, chef’s hat and apron
6 feisty blog readers game for competition
5 Alphabet Soup kitchen helpers in disguise
Robot and Robot judges
1 cherry pie
1 blueberry pie
appetite for fun
Let the games begin
in 5 . . .
4 . . .
3 . . .
2 . . .
1 . . .
ROBOT ZOMBIE PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY!
ROBOT ZOMBIE SUPER COOL KID BOOK REVIEWER!
ROBOT ZOMBIE CHEF ANDRE . . . WITH ROLLING PIN!
ROBOT ZOMBIE BEAUTIFUL LIBRARIAN . . . WITH XENA THE WARRIOR PRINCESS!! RUFF!
Throw me a bone!
ROBOT ZOMBIE TEDDY BEAR WITH CHERRY PIE, SPARE HEAD AND SHINY FORK!
ROBOT ZOMBIE TEACHER BLOGGER POET GRANDMA BISCUIT BAKER (adopt me, please)!!
Well, then . . .
ROBOT ZOMBIE SMALL BEAR IN FEATHER BOA WITH BIG GREEN CHERRY PIE STEALER!
ROBOT ZOMBIE LIBRARY DIRECTOR FILM BUFF PIANO PLAYER JACK GANTOS FREAK WHO KNOWS PRACTICALLY EVERYTHING!!!
ROBOT ZOMBIE TEENY BEAR WITH TWO PIES, A ZILLION FORKS AND AN ARMY BATTALION WHO WOULD GUARD THE PIES WITH EVERY INCH OF THEIR LIVES!!!!!
No fair tasting.
ROBOT ZOMBIE FOOD BLOGGER COCONUT LEMON BARS VEGETABLE PIE MAKER WHO LOVES CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE!!!
Pulling out the big guns . . .
ROBOT ZOMBIE PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY, SMALL BEAR IN FEATHER BOA TEENY BEAR AND FRIENDS SPEED EATING THE PIES WITH SHINY FORKS!
ROBOT ZOMBIE UBER TALENTED AUTHOR TEACHER SOMETIMES PIRATE PIE BAKER CHAMPION SCOWLER WITH HANDSOME COMPANION!!!!
Pie baker, you say?
And a pirate on the high seas? With a good-looking foodie sidekick? Plus they’re holding their own against that cute kid and the show dog.
Hard to beat, hard to beat. . .
After devouring both pies, endless rebooting, thoughtful recomputing and robust scientific analysis, ROBOT and ROBOT have decided the winner of this gustatory giveaway is:
*mechanical computing noises*
That gosh darn super human hot chick library director rockin’ that black t-shirt! Affirmative, affirmative!
Please send your snail mail address to: readermail (at) jamakimrattigan (dot) com to receive your prize. Of course, once the robots come to live with you, anything goes . . .
Thanks for playing, everyone!!
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♥ Tricky Tricksters in Order of Appearance ♥
Erik from This Kid Reviews Books
Margie from Librarian’s Quest
Linda from TeacherDance
Adrienne from What Adrienne Thinks About That
Kathleen from Step by Step in the Kitchen
Mary Quattlebaum from Pencil Tips: Writing Workshop Strategies from Children’s Authors and Illustrators
♥ Did you miss my interview with Annette Simon? Click here.
*ROBOT ZOMBIE FRANKENSTEIN!. Copyright © 2012 by Annette Simon. Reproduced by permission of the publisher, Candlewick Press, Somerville, MA.
Copyright © 2012 Jama Rattigan of Jama’s Alphabet Soup. All rights reserved.