mr darcy picks a winner!

My Dear Friends,

Please allow me to thank you for ardently admiring and loving me. I trust your parents are in good health?

I’ve been summoned by a certain Monsieur Random Integer Generator to announce the winner of the Goodnight Mr. Darcy Giveaway.

Before I proceed, may I be so bold as to convey my deepest appreciation to Miss Coombs and Miss Arnold for their splendid portrayal of my hot hook-up fortuitous assignation with one Elizabeth Bennet?

I confess I would have addressed you sooner, but I have been meditating on the very great pleasure which a pair of fine eyes in the face of a pretty woman can bestow.

Can you blame me? She’s hot, right?

There was also the dilemma of selecting just one recipient amongst a bevy of bosom-heaving broads an impressive coterie, all in possession of sizable fortunes and enviable connections.

As an honorable man, I assure you I employed all means at my disposal to arrive at a fair and impartial decision.

I wrote to esteemed colleagues for advice.

I pondered long and laboriously.

I struck dignified poses.

Mounted my steed for a better perspective.

Got sloshed Sipped soothing spirits to clear my head.

Heck, I even took a bath.


Thus cleansed, a brilliant thought disrupted my reverie.


I retrieved the name I sought, yet in vain I have struggled. It will not do. My feelings will not be repressed.

You must now allow me to tell you that the person receiving a copy of Goodnight Mr. Darcy and the Pride and Prejudice Keepsake Edition DVD set is:


Please send an electronic missive with your snail mail address to: readermail (at) jamakimrattigan (dot) com, so we can dispatch your prize at first light.

My deepest thanks to everyone who entered the giveaway.

Rest assured, you have all bewitched me, body and soul.

I remain your servant and ardent admirer, 

Fitzwilliam Darcy

Miss Jama loves me in green.

P.S. Got any dry clothes?


Copyright © 2014 Jama Rattigan of Jama’s Alphabet Soup. All rights reserved.

23 thoughts on “mr darcy picks a winner!

  1. Alas, I am much distressed to have not found favor with Mr Darcy. However, I laughed my head off at this post found his reminiscences to have been delightful and engaging. Thank you for putting a smile on my Monday face.

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  2. I am thrilled to win Goodnight Mr. Darcy since I have read Goodnight Moon to all my grandchildren many times and then to find out Goodnight Mr. Darcy continues the sentiments for a W()w, just a “Wow” storyline repeated! Then to see my name next to Mr. Darcy’s picture. Thank you, Jama. Your posts bring me peace and joy. Thank you, Mr. Darcy. I look forward to seeing you in the Pride and Prejudice Keepsake Edition DVD set. Will share with my granddaughters both books and movie when we’re all ready. Woo hoo!

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