My Dear Friends,
Please allow me to thank you for ardently admiring and loving me. I trust your parents are in good health?
I’ve been summoned by a certain Monsieur Random Integer Generator to announce the winner of the Goodnight Mr. Darcy Giveaway.
Before I proceed, may I be so bold as to convey my deepest appreciation to Miss Coombs and Miss Arnold for their splendid portrayal of my
hot hook-up fortuitous assignation with one Elizabeth Bennet?
I confess I would have addressed you sooner, but I have been meditating on the very great pleasure which a pair of fine eyes in the face of a pretty woman can bestow.
There was also the dilemma of selecting just one recipient amongst
a bevy of bosom-heaving broads an impressive coterie, all in possession of sizable fortunes and enviable connections.
As an honorable man, I assure you I employed all means at my disposal to arrive at a fair and impartial decision.
I wrote to esteemed colleagues for advice.
I pondered long and laboriously.
I struck dignified poses.
Mounted my steed for a better perspective.
Got sloshed Sipped soothing spirits to clear my head.
Heck, I even took a bath.
Thus cleansed, a brilliant thought disrupted my reverie.
I retrieved the name I sought, yet in vain I have struggled. It will not do. My feelings will not be repressed.
You must now allow me to tell you that the person receiving a copy of Goodnight Mr. Darcy and the Pride and Prejudice Keepsake Edition DVD set is:
Please send an electronic missive with your snail mail address to: readermail (at) jamakimrattigan (dot) com, so we can dispatch your prize at first light.
My deepest thanks to everyone who entered the giveaway.
Rest assured, you have all bewitched me, body and soul.
I remain your servant and ardent admirer,
P.S. Got any dry clothes?
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