#58 in an ongoing series of posts celebrating the alphabet
I hope you’re really, really hungry, because this story is quite a feast. Put on a very big bib, please.
May I tempt you with green peppers, figs, tomatoes, marshmallow fluff?
Care to wrap your lips around a buttery slice of avocado, dive into a tub of whipped cream, or slather yourself with a side of honey or ketchup?
All of this and more are yours when you read Hannah’s Tall Order by Linda Vander Heyden and Kayla Harren (Sleeping Bear Press, 2018). This hilarious, somewhat messy, lick-the-pages story serves up a tastebud tickling smorgasbord between two slices of bread.
So, one day tiny Hannah — she’s described as “petite” — wanders into McDougal’s for a spot of lunch. We soon learn size can be deceiving, since this red haired, freckle-faced minx has a huge appetite.
As soon as Mr McDougal sees her, he worries and groans. Uh-oh. Hannah wants an A to Z sandwich on thick whole wheat bread. An alphabet sandwich? Of course she orders the fillings in alphabetical order.
Avocados and bean sprouts — fresh carrots galore.
Dill pickles, egg salad — those figs I adore!”
Good old McDougal springs into action — peeling, mincing, grating, chopping, bits and pieces flying.
“Green peppers,” said Hannah. “Sliced thin, if you please.
And drizzle on lots of sweet honey from bees.
“Add ice cream and jelly — then ketchup (two plops),
A freshly squeezed lemon — just ten tiny drops.”
Hoo boy. A little picky with the quantities, are we? McDougal does his best to accommodate, dutifully stacking up the ingredients as Hannah’s mammoth midday meal takes shape.
But she’s only getting started. She wants what she wants, make no mistake about it: the tomato must be “picked fresh off the vine,” the quinoa, “grown in Peru,” plus a radish for “zip,” and whipped cream for “flavor and flare!”
As the sandwich grows taller and taller, things get messier and messier. By now, poor McDougal (red and sweating) is going full steam ahead as he struggles to satisfy Hannah’s every whim. Was there ever such a sandwich? Does he have everything she wants? Can this little girl actually eat something so big? And what a freaky palate she has: whoever heard of xouba fish with a layer of “creamy mooshed yam” and “grated zucchini” on top of it?!
Finally, finally, an exhausted McDougal pronounces the gargantuan sandwich — a masterwork of colors, shapes, textures, and whet-the-appetite ooziness — “ready to eat!”
Does it meet Hannah’s approval? Does she scarf it down right on the spot? You’ll have to read the book to find out. Suffice to say, now we can better understand why McDougal groaned when Hannah first walked in. 🙂
Written in rollicking rhyming couplets, Hannah’s Tall Order is a riot to read aloud. Kids will love hearing Hannah call out all her sandwich fixings from Avocados to Zucchini, and will be eager to turn each page to find out what she orders next. Most of the foods will be familiar to them, with a few unusual ones to keep things interesting (ugli fruit, quinoa, xouba fish). Though readers have probably tasted and like many of the foods, who’d have ever thought to eat them all in the same sandwich? I can just hear the resounding ewwws at the mention of honey on green peppers, or ketchup on ice cream. 🙂
Kayla Harren’s mixed media illustrations ramp up the humor and pulse with energy and personality. Love McDougal’s facial expressions, from wariness to determination to bewilderment and exasperation, and how it contrasts with Hannah’s impish rapture as she details every bit of her dream sandwich. Harren’s use of perspective and exaggeration provides lots of giggles and astonishment. Especially amusing is the whipped cream sequence, with Hannah innocently gazing at McDougal while licking a spoon, and him covered in multi-colored splotches, whipped cream in his hair. Totally justified eye roll.
The double page spread showing “four” McDougals building the towering tour de force for the tiny tot pulls the reader right into the midst of this frenetic food frenzy. We almost feel like we have to duck in order to miss being splattered, sprinkled, or splashed upon. Readers will not only enjoy watching how Hannah and McDougal interact, they’ll also have fun identifying all the different sandwich ingredients as they romp right through the alphabet.
An unusually delectable alphabet book, Hannah’s Tall Order features a self-assured main character and a diverse group of amazed customers. As readers take note of how different food items are measured and processed, they might be inspired to concoct their own A to Z menu, make and eat their own special sandwiches, or perhaps become more adventurous in their food choices.
Taking orders now. What do you want in your sandwich?
HANNAH’S TALL ORDER: An A to Z Sandwich
written by Linda Vander Heyden
illustrated by Kayla Harren
published by Sleeping Bear Press, August 2018
Picture Book for ages 4-8, 32 pp.
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