celebs on sandwiches, because why not?

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So, what are you having for lunch today?

To tempt your pop art palate, nibble on Jeff McCarthy’s Celebs on Sandwiches.

Aren’t we always hungry for celebrity anyway?

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Miley Cyrus on a Bacon, Egg, and Cheese.
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Barack Obama on a Tuna Melt.

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for colin firth’s birthday: what turns him on?

“I like you very much . . . just as you are.” (Colin Firth as Mark Darcy, Bridget Jones’s Diary)

AMUSE-BOUCHE

Colin: Is it true about Poldark?

Me: Whaaa?

Colin: Has he replaced me in your affections?

Me: Never.

Colin: Haven’t I told you (endlessly) how ardently I admire and love you?

Me: Yes.

Colin: Didn’t I plunge into a mucky lake on your behalf?

Me: Uh-huh.

Colin: And say I like you “just the way you are” despite your blue soup?!

Me: Yes, yes.

Colin: Of all your Eye Candies, don’t I still TAKE THE CAKE??!!

Me: Of course!

Colin: Well then, what’s all this talk of Cornwall this and Aidan Turner that, topless scything, and windswept hair?

Me:

Colin: I thought so. You’ve gone all Irish on me, haven’t you? To think that an inadequately bathed whippersnapper on horseback could have stolen your heart! What is the world coming to?!

Me: But Colin, I made crème brûlée.

Colin: Oh well in that case 🙂 . . .

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hotTEA of the week: Jake Gyllenhaal

“My mum and dad are pretty amazing chefs and they spent most of my childhood cooking really extravagant things for my sister and me.”

celebriTEA: more lovely ladies

TODAY’S MENU

Time to give the ladies equal time.

Check out this bevy of beauties sip sip sipping a nice cuppa.

How many of them do you know?

penelopewiltonkatehudsonmeryllucyrebataylorritahayworthjuliejudidenchkirstendunstjoancrawfordjenniferjasonleighdorisdaycydcharrisedakotafanningdianajessicaalbacamillacocochaneljoannefroggatt

lucyliugaganataliewoodstellajoplinshirley

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ANSWER KEY

Penelope Wilton

Kate Hudson

Meryl Streep

Lucille Ball and Vivian Vance

Reba McIntyre

Taylor Swift

Rita Hayworth

Julie Andrews

Judi Dench

Kirsten Dunst

Joan Crawford

Jennifer Jason Leigh

Doris Day

Cyd Charisse

Dakota Fanning

Diana, Princess of Wales

Jessica Alba

Camilla Parker Bowles

Coco Chanel

Joanne Froggatt

Lucy Liu

Lady Gaga

Natalie Wood

Stella McCartney

Janis Joplin

Shirley Temple

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How did you do?

Have a great day! 🙂

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hotTEA of the week: channing tatum

“Life is too short to miss out on the beautiful things like a double cheeseburger.”

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