robot zombie frankenstein winner!

~ jama

 ♥ RECIPE FOR A WINNER ♥

You will need:

1 generous author named Annette Simon donating a signed book, chef’s hat and apron
6 feisty blog readers game for competition
5 Alphabet Soup kitchen helpers in disguise
Robot and Robot judges
1 cherry pie
1 blueberry pie
lotsa forks
appetite for fun
gumption

Let the games begin

in 5 . . .

 4 . . .

3 . . .

2 . . .

1 . . .

ROBOT ZOMBIE PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY!

– try that on for cuteness

*giggles*

ROBOT ZOMBIE SUPER COOL KID BOOK REVIEWER!

– er, he’s cuter . . . hmmmmm!

Well.

ROBOT ZOMBIE CHEF ANDRE . . . WITH ROLLING PIN!

– a whiz in the kitchen!

Okay.

ROBOT ZOMBIE BEAUTIFUL LIBRARIAN . . . WITH XENA THE WARRIOR PRINCESS!! RUFF!

– er, I suppose Xena also does fancy tricks? Recompute . . .

Throw me a bone!

ROBOT ZOMBIE TEDDY BEAR WITH CHERRY PIE, SPARE HEAD AND SHINY FORK!

– the spare head survived an earthquake!

*trembling noises*

ROBOT ZOMBIE TEACHER BLOGGER POET GRANDMA BISCUIT BAKER (adopt me, please)!!

– er, she can make the earth move with her poetry? Reboot!

Well, then . . .

ROBOT ZOMBIE SMALL BEAR IN FEATHER BOA WITH BIG GREEN CHERRY PIE STEALER!

– Speak softly and carry a big utensil 🙂

Oh, yeah?

ROBOT ZOMBIE LIBRARY DIRECTOR FILM BUFF PIANO PLAYER JACK GANTOS FREAK WHO KNOWS PRACTICALLY EVERYTHING!!!

– no fair, she’s super human. Reboot, reboot!

ROBOT ZOMBIE TEENY BEAR WITH TWO PIES, A ZILLION FORKS AND AN ARMY BATTALION WHO WOULD GUARD THE PIES WITH EVERY INCH OF THEIR LIVES!!!!!

– Uncle Sam wants you and those pies are calling your name!

No fair tasting.

ROBOT ZOMBIE FOOD BLOGGER COCONUT LEMON BARS VEGETABLE PIE MAKER WHO LOVES CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE!!!

– uh, er, Super trickster with unlimited chocolate arsenal!

Pulling out the big guns . . .

ROBOT ZOMBIE PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY, SMALL BEAR IN FEATHER BOA TEENY BEAR AND FRIENDS SPEED EATING THE PIES WITH SHINY FORKS!

Ruh roh!

Gulp!

ROBOT ZOMBIE UBER TALENTED AUTHOR TEACHER SOMETIMES PIRATE PIE BAKER CHAMPION SCOWLER WITH HANDSOME COMPANION!!!!

Arrrr, Scallywags!

Pie baker, you say?

Hmmmmm.

And a pirate on the high seas? With a good-looking foodie sidekick? Plus they’re holding their own against that cute kid and the show dog.

Hard to beat, hard to beat. . .

*clears throat*

After devouring both pies, endless rebooting, thoughtful recomputing and robust scientific analysis, ROBOT and ROBOT have decided the winner of this gustatory giveaway is:

*mechanical computing noises*

That gosh darn super human hot chick library director rockin’ that black t-shirt! Affirmative, affirmative!

  CONGRATULATIONS, ADRIENNE!

Please send your snail mail address to: readermail (at) jamakimrattigan (dot) com to receive your prize. Of course, once the robots come to live with you, anything goes . . .

Thanks for playing, everyone!!

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♥ Tricky Tricksters in Order of Appearance ♥

Erik from This Kid Reviews Books

Margie from Librarian’s Quest

Linda from TeacherDance

Adrienne from What Adrienne Thinks About That

Kathleen from Step by Step in the Kitchen

Mary Quattlebaum from Pencil Tips: Writing Workshop Strategies from Children’s Authors and Illustrators

Of course nothing tops reading and sharing ROBOT ZOMBIE FRANKENSTEIN with good friends :-)!

♥ Did you miss my interview with Annette Simon? Click here.

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*ROBOT ZOMBIE FRANKENSTEIN!. Copyright © 2012 by Annette Simon. Reproduced by permission of the publisher, Candlewick Press, Somerville, MA.

Copyright © 2012 Jama Rattigan of Jama’s Alphabet Soup. All rights reserved.

13 thoughts on “robot zombie frankenstein winner!”

    1. I highly recommend them — you just never know when you might need to steal a pie or a cake or a cookie or a muffin or a scone or a giant chocolate bar . . . Thanks for playing, Super Hero Erik!

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  2. Jama: Robot Gourmand Trickster Goddess Superhero-in-Disguise Blogger-ER-Extraordinaire! Thank you for a seat at your table. Thanks also to the Superheroes-in-Disguise who played along.

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  3. So, my method of reading is to scroll through your posts first, looking at the pictures. Don’t ask, I just do… Imagine my surprise when I see myself here, & so then I quickly scroll up again & begin reading-what in the world? Thanks for including me among all those robotic wonders, Jama. You’ve made greeting the day a pleasure! I especially love “ROBOT ZOMBIE TEENY BEAR WITH TWO PIES” and all those shiny forks.

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    1. Just thought it would be fun to feature the readers who entered the giveaway in a different way. Monsieur Generator was also on vacation . . .

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  4. Jama, I feel honored to be in such venerable company (that includes you, Robot and Robot). What a fun writing piece! If only I had a piece of one of those pies. Congratulations to Adrienne!

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  5. Jama, What a terrifically fun post! Thanks for including me in such great company. Let me add my congratulations to Adrienne. I’ll be hard pressed to not bake or seek out some kind of cherry treat today. Hmmm…

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  6. Oh, thank you! I just got to read the post, and oh how it made me smile! I am going to put Robot Zombie Library Director Film Buff Piano Player Jack Gantos Freak Who Knows Practically Everything on my business cards. Or maybe Gosh Darn Super Human Hot Chick Library Director. It’s hard to pick. Maybe I should put both?

    The pie with the spare head really made me laugh. You and those bears, Jama. Wonderful!

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